Bonafide Urban Chick: corporate

Friday, May 13, 2011

10:18 PM -

Bosses be Crazy!!

A friend of mine was having the weekly "I hate my boss" vent when, to make her feel better, we mutually agreed that her boss surely has something up his rear! After all, there seems to be no other reason for a person to be so stuck up, and uncomfortable ALL THE TIME!!

And then a corporate plan came to my mind. Since 90% of bosses end up with discomfort enough to harass others, wouldn't it be only fare to relieve them of the said discomfort?

My suggestion, "bi-monthly colonoscopies for all bosses be made compulsory"! Let's face it, these guys (or ladies) are quite clogged up to think out of the box and give room. For best efficiency of the company, regular clog cleaning is absolutely required.

Come to think of it, these procedures will not only make the subordinates' life better (due to the absense of the proverbial shit), but it will also make the bosses feel lighter. There will be lesser toxins in thier system, which will make them less vicious to others and thier skin will glow, giving them an appearance based satisfaction and confidence to keep them in the best moods.

So there it is, my solution to corporate politics and stress: THE HIGHER THE POST, THE MORE THE REQUIREMENT FOR BI-MONTHLY COLONOSCOPIES!

You may find it shitty, but its just good business! This is where i sign off!

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